2 Lies 1 Truth – Lets Play

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Howdy Hoe! See what I did there? See it? SEE IT? Ah fuck it. So it’s almost been 2 days since I’ve written anything productive here. Uh oh, your outta luck again! Time for more shit! *evil laugh* Ahem.

Now, I’m sure you all have heard of the game 2 truths 1 lie. Well here’s the thing, I’m ass backwards so I’ll do this shit MY way! Also, I’m too retarded to remember anything about myself to come up with 2 truths. YaY for being completely SPECIAL! šŸ˜€

So just being completely up front about this, I want this to be an interactive post where you lovely people take a guess at what the truth is! Obviously you don’t fucking know me, HEH, I barely know myself! But it would be funny and entertaining reading what you come up with, IF you even bother to participate *cries*

So without further ado; lets play *dramatic music* 2 LIES 1 TRUTH!

1) I was a stripper at the ages of 15-17 to make an income so I would be able to go to College.

2) I bought my Playstation 1 with saved up tooth-fairy money.

3) I own a gun.

What the fuck right? Now, I am not easily offended AT all so answer honestly! O-KAY? You can reply with anything. It is in your hands now.

And GO!

Why do I feel like I just dug a giant hole for myself?….*sigh* I’m hopeless. BOOM!

7 thoughts on “2 Lies 1 Truth – Lets Play

  1. Alright, here’s my dilemma. I can’t figure out if you’re trying to mess with us and that one of the lies is #2 because it just sounds so heart-warming that anyone reading this will go with that one automatically because it doesn’t have as much shock factor. So I’m going to eliminate #2 from contention. This wouldn’t be that easy (famous last words).

    So I’m gonna pretend like I’ve figured out your plan and narrow it down to 1 or 3. A part of me wants to go with #1, but I’m gonna go with #3. You snuck it in there at the end so quietly thinking we’d all still be thinking about the stripper one and the heart-warming second one.

    Number 3, final answer!

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