Listen bitch, your going to the Dominicans in October so stop inhaling Philly’s chocolate cream-cheese spread like it’s air! Your lazy ass still works in that place you wish would spontaneously combust. Fix it! You most likely just gained 4.5 pounds in the last hour because you decided to scarfed down that remaining half of cherry pie, fucking lard ass. So don’t even consider trying to fit in that 2 piece bathing-suit you ordered online from Victoria Secret. Victoria’s got a secret, let me tell you, your prosciutto legs aren’t fitting in that bikini bottom -.- , AND! Nobody reads what you write cause they don’t give a fuck! *cries* The truth is, you are most likely going to eat some chocolate covered almonds like the true hossalofalous you are, go look at yourself in the mirror, get depressed, and then take a shower while you cry,aggressively brushing through your tangled rats nest you call hair and spraying conditioner everywhere in the shower. Like fucking Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. This is what you usually do. You tend to believe showering will wash away all your problems. Well guess what! It WON’T !
This is me giving me a dose of reality since I’ve been living in LALA Land lately. I don’t even know where I sleep any more. My room looks like a pig STY! Bed? What bed? I can’t even call ‘it’ a bed! I’m not a messy person at all! This is how I know something’s wrong! Come on Jenn! Get your act together! You are starting to look and smell like a cave woman! Speaking of smell…..what the fuck is that? Oh, It’s my dog. I haven’t gotten around to bathing that hairy mutt all summer. I’ve basically relied on the rain to do that for me which, surprisingly made it worse?
I’m a barbarian! Hopeless. GAH
Jenna Rambles 
First world problems lol. Cheer up, right now there’s a starving kid in Africa scavenging for food who thinks the Dominicans are a species of bird that probably taste delicious. On second thought that might not cheer u up at all.
LOL! See, that’s a reality check! I know, first world problems, can’t I self loath? Probably not. Dratz
My weegee stare 0_0
Ahaha!
Im bored. Can u recommend a movie on netflix or on the interwebs. Needs to be html5 since I’m on the wiiU.
You are kidding right? I can barely find things to entertain myself with lol
Haha true. I ended up watching some weird horror movie. It consisted of a bunch of short stories and they weren’t exactly scary. They were kinda entertaining though.
I can’t explain why, but I use to be a horror movie slut until paranormal activity 1… Ever since that, I’ve become a giant pussy! I can’t watch scary movies anymore! My own shadow scares the shit out of me while I brush my teeth. It’s sad.
this movie wasnt scary it had more of a creepy vibe, it was also kinda cheezy lol.