Yes, it’s that time again. That lonely and boring time again… *cries* My boyfriend decided to ditch me for like 10 days to go Moose hunting with his dad in Upsala Ontario. Do you know where that is? Butt-Fuck No WHERE! That’s where! Like North West of Thunder Bay! 18 hour drive to NO WHERE! We could of drove to PEI in that amount of time. POINTLESS!
Do you see what I see? Absolutely NOTHING!
You can’t be serious…
Just to kill poor innocent Moose. Look at that face! I can’t even with that face!
Soulless bastards! =(
Anyway’s where was I.. Oh, I am bored as fuck. Currently playing Super Mario Bros. 2 on my Nintendo 3DS. I feel like a retard because for some fucked up reason, I can’t get by level 5-1 ! I just CAN’T! *Cries* Stupid Stupid STUPID!
Not to mention Donkey Kong is making me rather uncomfortable. Sitting there all stupid, watching me fail repeatedly….
Fucking Monkey dick.
Oh and this is my dog Noche…. Thought you should meet him.
Flattering. Yorki Samurai. *Said in a thick Japanese accent*
This ones better. He looks like Johnny Depp. Pretty sure he can’t see. Mind the mess.
K Bye!
I tried to warn you not to get the Chewboobska bikini. But did you listen? Noooooooooo ….
And then what happened? Your bf goes paleo man / mighty moose hunter. Silence of the Lambs meets Northern Ontario.
LMFAO! Oh my gosh! Ahahaha! That was great! Yes, it was my Sasquatchknockers that sent him packing! That’s what did it! You are awesome!
Good thing you didn’t have the matching bottoms. He’d be hunting polar bears instead. With a soup spoon.
Someone say Polar Bear?
That would be tedious and most unnecessary.
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=/ =\ :L =L :S >.< Skeptical, annoyed, undecided, uneasy, hesitant ??
Nice photo of the bear.
kinda worried! lol
Still learning the emoticon thing.
No worries 🙂
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Sick!!!
I love moose meats and they are a best meats! By any chance your boyfriend is first nation? And I think Yorkies are a little wild for me.
I love moose meat too! I just don’t like the thought of him killing it :(. He’s Portuguese lol. Oh I know. I got the little fucker fixed because they said it would calm him down. It made him worse!
What the hell is your Portuguese boyfriend doing hunting moose? Fishing for cod or sardines would make way more sense.
LOL! Right?! He needs to bring back Picanha 🙂