Funny Lines

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So besides being dreadfully sick, I’ve had a pretty okay week. Okay, I lied. I’ve had a horrible week and I can’t wait for it to end! Blah!

On the plus side, I’ve hear the most ridiculous but hilarious things within the past 2 days. Well, at least they are funny to me….Shut up.

SO! The first thing that I heard was on the radio while I was driving to work. It was on 102.1 The Edge. I can’t remember the conversation, but I think it was on the Dean Blundell Show. Anyway’s, the conversation was about scooters and motorcycles and why men ride them. Dean went off to say;

“Scooters are for men that like to feel the wind in their vaginas”

I’m sorry, I died laughing… But then again. I’m easily amused. =/

Shortly after there was conversation as too why men sometimes cannot get an erection during foreplay. Women usually blame it on the guy being nervous. There was an intern there at the time who I assumed told them a similar story. Of course Dean started ripping on her, saying things like; “MAYBE you grossed him out!”, “Is your junk mangled?” AHAHA ! HA !…Sorry.. So then he proceeds to listing reasons as too WHY. The line that killed me was;

“It looks like you’ve got a small tree in a leg-lock”

BAHAHAH!!! …. Ahem!

Oh how I love his show! I’m a music person and for one, cannot stand talking or commercials. But! His show KILLS me. Literally. I almost got into a car accident from laughing so hard….

Last but not least was the conversation I had with my boyfriend on the phone last night. Recently I had updated his music library with over 3,000 songs. Yah, I know. He is musically retarded sadly, so I had to help him. With over 3,000 song, I didn’t bother going through it obviously. Ain’t nobody got time for dat. 🙂 So he basically got a whole bunch of crap he’s not into. Like Sheryl Crow, and Leann Rimes. He didn’t have the time to go through all that music either before he left so, he dragged and dropped EVERYTHING to his Iphone.

So last night, I guess he had been listening to music, and to make a long story short, decided to comment on it. His line to me was;

“You have more Enrique Iglesias songs then a sad Spanish girl”

You see! Funny! No? …Pfft, Fine! I’ll just keep laughing by myself… like a sick lonely crazy person. *Cries*

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*COUGH*

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2 thoughts on “Funny Lines

  1. Whatever you do, DO NOT download Cheech and Chong’s album “Sleeping Beauty” and listen to it while driving. Way, way VERBOTEN for you.

    Such classics as “The Great Bedpan Derby” might be too much for you.

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