Say Something

Say Something

Say something, I’m giving up on you.
I’ll be the one, if you want me to.
Anywhere, I would’ve followed you.
Say something, I’m giving up on you.

And I am feeling so small.
It was over my head
I know nothing at all.

And I will stumble and fall.
I’m still learning to love
Just starting to crawl.

Say something, I’m giving up on you.
I’m sorry that I couldn’t get to you.
Anywhere, I would’ve followed you.
Say something, I’m giving up on you.

And I will swallow my pride.
You’re the one that I love
And I’m saying goodbye.

Say something, I’m giving up on you.
And I’m sorry that I couldn’t get to you.
And anywhere, I would have followed you.
Oh-oh-oh-oh say something, I’m giving up on you.

Say something, I’m giving up on you.
Alex & Sierra – Say Something Lyrics | MetroLyrics

So for Christmas, I got an acoustic guitar from my Uncle! Which has been a really inspiring gift. I have been practicing daily for at least two hours. My fingers are sore and cracked but it’s paying off. Right now, it is a MUST for me to learn,play, and sing this song. Sadly, this has been the way I have been feeling lately. This song has been my reality.

Anyway’s, when I’ve got it mastered, I will upload my cover version of it 🙂 ENJOY!

 

Hidden Talent

Merry Christmas Eve everyone and to those who do not celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays!

So, as mentioned in my last post I have been extremely sick! If you read it, you would also know that yes, I have survived the dreadful power failure. The power had been restored to my area around 4 am that morning.

So what is this post about? for the past 3 days of being sick as a dog, I haven been randomly drawing. To my surprise, I happen to be, well, not that bad. Which is shocking because, I never really knew I could “draw”. I would only draw stick people and animals when asked to draw something. I’ve always been into the arts but more so music then anything. OH WELL!

So basically, I am writing this post to share with you my latest hobby/talent. For the most part, they have to do with the Christmas season, so it’s not completely random I guess. Except for the three random drawings of Pokemon and my failed attempt of my dog.

Enjoy!

1005848_10152092337678361_1658244282_n 1478967_10152092337698361_1493901846_n 562752_10152092337748361_185618022_n 1454903_10152092338663361_2049688700_n 1532046_10152092338743361_1221400963_n1504558_10152092338703361_1244974002_n  1452453_10152092338798361_662756492_n540091_10152092337828361_53730968_n995579_10152092337883361_930589619_n1532120_10152092337948361_1976063248_n1533883_10152092338578361_277747360_n996781_10152092338888361_250943176_n1501712_10152092339388361_767418800_n999916_10152092339463361_1164207455_n1524994_10152092339538361_972849286_n1524885_10152092339663361_785951319_n1505637_10152092339753361_464864839_n1474635_10152092340293361_436642281_n1146486_10152092340358361_2042232941_n1503875_10152092340398361_2021587417_n1476593_10152092340468361_1305157435_n1528466_10152092340528361_1176453274_n1521249_10152092340628361_1526458276_n

1454992_10152092339613361_81624224_n

For Copyright purposes – No I did NOT draw these off the top of my head (except the one of my dog). I had looked up these images on the computer and began to draw. There was no outlining or tracing done. All photos were drawn from scratch by me. 🙂 PROUD

Goodbye Ice World

I am writing this blog as my last words. For tonight, I may freeze to death in my sleep. I live in Toronto folks, the pretty city covered in ice, and no FUCKING POWER!!!! I’M GOING TO TURN INTO A FUCKING POPSICLE! I’M SICKER THEN A DOG! MY SNOT IS FROZEN,
PREVENTING ME FROM BREATHING!
THIS IS THE MOST SLOW AND PAINFUL WAY TO DIE! ICEAGE ALL OVER AGAIN! THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! FUCK YOU ROB FORD! CALL A STATE OF EMERGENCY ALREADY! OR BEFORE I DIE, I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU! AHHHHHH

Now I’m crying because I think the piece of tissue I stuck in my left nostril to breath, is stuck in there for good :'(!

I want my heating back! 😥
I don’t want too die!
How the fuck did the Amish people fucking live like this! Did I even spell Amish right? Fuck it! I don’t care anymore!

I think I got Vicks in my eye! 😥 I can’t see!

Snot icicles everywhere!

Emergency! Emergency!

-^-^^_^_^-_________(flatlines)

Top 10 Christmas Movies

1) The Grinch

20131208-211937.jpg
I love this movie! Jim Carey is my all time favorite actor! His face alone makes me die!

2) The Santa Claus

20131208-212556.jpg
A classic of course. Not really much to say. That’s me everyday in the morning. Fuck I’ve put on weight.

3) Bad Santa

20131208-212851.jpg
This movie is just bad! I’m sorry, children should NOT be watching this! I only watch it for that fat kid.
Fat kid- “Should I fix you some sandwiches?”
Willie- “I don’t want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin’ fucking sandwiches?”
AHAHAHH! … Sorry…

4) Miracle on 34th Street

20131208-213455.jpg
Another classic. Just love it.

5) The Polar Express

20131208-213739.jpg
Need I say anything. Believe.

6) The Muppets Christmas Carol

20131208-214025.jpg
It’s the fucking muppets. Their awesome. Enough said.

7) A Charlie Brown Christmas

20131208-214245.jpg
Who doesn’t love Peanut’s?!

8) Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer

20131208-214553.jpg
Who doesn’t enjoy animal porn?

9) Frosty The Snowman

20131208-214852.jpg
Teaching children it’s okay to be retarded…. Happy Burfday!

10) A Christmas Story

20131208-215246.jpg
Ugly leg Lamp for the win.

Naughty Or Nice List?

Ello! I was bored so I decided to Google a Naughty or Nice List test for shits and giggles! The answers are between stars (*) followed by some stupid shit I would say- ha ha!

  1. What did you get in your stocking last year?

    • Candy
    • I have no idea. Who cares about the stocking?
    • Some really nice gifts
    • *If someone wants to “get in my stockings”, they’ve just gotta buy me dinner first.*(I’m clearly kidding….I don’t even own a stocking wahhhhh 😥
  2. Have you ever sneaked a peek at your Christmas presents?

    • No! That’s naughty! And it ruins the surprise.
    • *When I was a kid, but only once.*(This could possibly be a lie. I said possibly right?)
    • Yup. Every year.
    • Depends…are YOU my Christmas present? ::wink::
  3. Do you re-gift?

    • *No* (This is actually very true.)
    • I think once, maybe
    • Every year I re-gift at least one thing
    • All the time, if I can’t return the crappy gift.
  4. When the weather outside is frightful, you like to stay home and cuddle with what?

    • *A teddy bear* (I’m a giant child)
    • A nice book
    • A nice drink
    • A good-looking hottie
  5. If you’ve been nice and not naughty, what kind of present should Santa bring you?

    • I’m a girl. Santa should bring me a girl present if I’m nice.
    • *I’m a boy. Santa should bring me a boy present if I’m nice.* (Look, I don’t want barbies or an easy bake oven..Give me VIDEO GAMES- RAWR)
  1. Have you ever dressed up as Santa?

    • *No, but it might be fun.* (Where can I find a good fat suit?..Oh wait, where’s the cookies?)
    • No, that’s lame.
    • Yes, it’s all about spreading Holiday cheer
    • Yes, for that hottie I mentioned earlier!
  2. If you discovered Santa Claus trapped in your chimney, what would you do?

    • Help him out
    • Hop in the sleigh and take over to make sure the gifts get to everyone in time
    • Hop in the sleigh and help yourself to the gifts
    • *Ha! Ha! Tickle Santa…I can’t help myself.* (That’s the psycho in me 😀 )
  3. What are you giving to your special someone for Christmas this year?

    • I’ll carefully figure out what they want and surprise them.
    • I’m not sure yet, but I’ll figure something out.
    • Ugh…do we have to exchange gifts this year? How about cash.
    • *Me!* (I lie. I got him Three Days Grace concert tickets and his favourite soccer teams training Jacket. Ahem..Spoiled much?)
  4. You find out your crazy Aunt is knitting you another fugly sweater this year. What do you do?

    • Kindly accept. She works hard on those.
    • Nod and smile. Just nod and smile.
    • Conveniently forget to take it home with you.
    • *Subtly express your feelings by burning it in effigy.* (NOT! I LOVE those hideous Christmas sweaters! Wtf does effigy mean?)
  5. What treat are you planning on leaving Santa this year?

    • Cookies and Milk
    • *A healthy treat for Santa and carrots for the reindeer!* (Yah, get it together fat ass before you die of a heart attack!)
    • Nothing. I’m not stupid.
    • Me!
  1. Your friend didn’t get you anything last year. What do you get them this year?

    • I get them something every year.
    • *We’ll figure out if we’re exchanging gifts, I don’t want them to feel bad.* (More like if they get me something, I have no choice but to get them something. Bad friend ALERT)
    • Screw them!
    • Hmmm…they must not be a good friend!
  2. What is your favorite Christmas movie?

    • “Miracle on 34th Street”
    • *”A Charlie Brown Christmas”* (NONE OF THE ABOVE! Where the hell is the Grinch?!?)
    • “Bad Santa”
    • “Love Actually” – lots of hotties in that movie…
  3. Who is your favorite reindeer?

    • *Rudolph* (DUH)
    • Donner
    • Vixen
    • Is “Craphead” a reindeer? (LOL this is pretty funny though)
  4. Santa isn’t just for kids, you know. How old are you, anyway?

    •         Dec 15, 1989 (too old for Santa 😉 )
  5. Would you go back to school to get smarter?

    • *Yes, I want to be smarter than my friends* (Who the hell asks this question? I don’t really know what this has to do with being naughty or nice :/ more like pompous or jealous)
    • No, I’m plenty smart already

    My Results:

    Nice
    You are sugar and spice, so the list you’re on is “Nice”! Christmas for you is a time of giving and sharing – the important stuff. You spread holiday cheer by being grateful for the real gifts in your life. Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night!
^^
This is clearly a load of shit. Hot steaming Giraffe shit. Nice? Nice my ass! What kind of farce ass answer is that? Based on my answers, the results should of been- “You are on the Santa wants you to kill yourself  list.”
These are the lamest questions by far! Like honestly! Where are genuine questions like – “Did you kill anyone this year?” or “Did you tell  your nasty pootang supervisor to fall on a sharp rusty knife?” ..THOSE are questions you SHOULD be asking to declare someone naughty or nice. Jeeze
Well anyway’s, hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. Which if your normal, would be a 0 on a scale of 1-10. HA.
Nut-Cracker. Cracker of Nuts. Nuts that Crack.
Shut up.
Hillary-Clinton-nutcracker