Top 10 Christmas Movies

1) The Grinch

I love this movie! Jim Carey is my all time favorite actor! His face alone makes me die!

2) The Santa Claus

A classic of course. Not really much to say. That’s me everyday in the morning. Fuck I’ve put on weight.

3) Bad Santa

This movie is just bad! I’m sorry, children should NOT be watching this! I only watch it for that fat kid.
Fat kid- “Should I fix you some sandwiches?”
Willie- “I don’t want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin’ fucking sandwiches?”
AHAHAHH! … Sorry…

4) Miracle on 34th Street

Another classic. Just love it.

5) The Polar Express

Need I say anything. Believe.

6) The Muppets Christmas Carol

It’s the fucking muppets. Their awesome. Enough said.

7) A Charlie Brown Christmas

Who doesn’t love Peanut’s?!

8) Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer

Who doesn’t enjoy animal porn?

9) Frosty The Snowman

Teaching children it’s okay to be retarded…. Happy Burfday!

10) A Christmas Story

Ugly leg Lamp for the win.

19 thoughts on “Top 10 Christmas Movies

  1. haha The Christmas Story! Love that leg lamp! And the box said fragile and he thought it was Italian. So good. And the little brother in the snowsuit that can’t put his arms down!

    Where’s Home Alone on this list??

  2. I like the Polar Express book–got it as a present when I was 20 or 21 and have read it every year with my teenage daughters, usually on Christmas Eve. Don’t like the movie though–the animation seems creepy. (Shrugs). Otherwise: great list. I’d replace it with Love Actually–I’m a sucker for that sappy stuff. I like Elf a lot, too–not very original, I know, but that scene near the end, where Santa’s sleigh swoops over the crowd–that’s a deep, secret fantasy of mine. Yup. I’m well into my 40’s and I still wish for a close encounter of a Kringle Kind. How cool would that be? Seriously.

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