Yellow Smoothie (Breakfast/Lunch)
- 1/2 Cup Almond milk
- 1/2 probiotic yogurt
- Handful of Pineapple and mango
- 1/2 Banana
- Tiny bit of grated ginger
This recipe was AMAZING! It was like dessert for breakfast! Although, It probably could of used some protein powder somewhere in there, since I was starving by 2 pm waiting at the Chiropractor.
Okay, let’s talk about the dinner smoothie. I actually vomited this up. I tried, I really did. It was soooo sweet! And thick! When I say thick I mean thicker then jam.. It was vile. It was so bad I cried for help while drinking it. Then my body said “fuck this” and decided to expel this dirty smoothie I was forcing down my throat. Needless to say anything my vomit touched is now stained for life. If you thought tomato sauce or ketchup was hard to get out…. Think again. Try getting blueberry beet puke out of a white sweater. HAH! Good luck!
Also. If that wasn’t warning enough here.
WARNING! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
- 3/4 cup of beets
- 1 cup antioxidant juice
- 1 cup of blueberries
- 1 carrot