14 Day Smoothie Detox- Day 5


Yellow Smoothie (Breakfast/Lunch)

  • 1/2 Cup Almond milk
  • 1/2 probiotic yogurt 
  • Handful of Pineapple and mango
  • 1/2 Banana
  • Tiny bit of grated ginger 

This recipe was AMAZING! It was like dessert for breakfast! Although, It probably could of used some protein powder somewhere in there, since I was starving by 2 pm waiting at the Chiropractor.

Okay, let’s talk about the dinner smoothie. I actually vomited this up. I tried, I really did. It was soooo sweet! And thick! When I say thick I mean thicker then jam.. It was vile. It was so bad I cried for help while drinking it. Then my body said “fuck this” and decided to expel this dirty smoothie I was forcing down my throat. Needless to say anything my vomit touched is now stained for life. If you thought tomato sauce or ketchup was hard to get out…. Think again. Try getting blueberry beet puke out of a white sweater. HAH! Good luck! 

Also. If that wasn’t warning enough here.


Purple potion(Dinner)

  • 3/4 cup of beets
  • 1 cup antioxidant juice
  • 1 cup of blueberries 
  • 1 carrot 

6 thoughts on “14 Day Smoothie Detox- Day 5

  1. That yellow smoothie actually looks pretty good! Kinds looks like a cross between banana medicine and vanilla cake batter. Just to clarify, all you’re eating are these smoothies? Nothing else?

    • It was good! Umm solids.. Well, I usually eat carrots and hummus in between to kinda hold me over.. Saturday for dinner I had some chicken breast and garden salad. Sunday I had oven baked salmon with salad. But this is only a weekend thing. Mainly cause, I ain’t cooking it durning the week with work from 10-10

  2. Hi! Under the right conditions (pigs flying), I could convince my husband to join me in a smoothie detox. I’m feeling guilty now. Wouldn’t it be just my and his luck if he agreed and we started with the red one.

    😎 Sorry for you suffering.

  3. Lol there used to be a time I wouldn’t eat at all. No by choice that is lol. So this is a walk in the park for me. I’m sure you would! Everyone says no, but they always can in the end

  4. Lol I only suffered with that purple poison I drank yesterday. And my first failed attempted at smoothies on day 1. Other then that it’s been great! Try and convince him. If not, make him one anyway and see what he thinks

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