But, do you Nominate?

First thing’s first…What award logo? lol

Okay Paul, you win. I will accept one of your nominations lol. Although, I don’t really know what I’m doing since I’ve never done one of these things before… Actually, I avoid these things like the plague.

With that being said, I’ve been nominated for the … for the… Hey Paul! Is it the “Real Neat Blog award”? So confused lol.

Okay, lets take a shot at this, it feels right. I’ve been nominated for the Real Neat Blog award by Paul Captains Speech, one of my more loyal followers who oddly thinks I’m funny! But, it works because his blog actually makes me laugh! So I appreciate you! We have a mutual ego boosting blogging friendship! Oh, and thank you for nominating me!

Because we have such a mutually good understanding, he knows I just copied and pasted the rules right from his blog. No need for copyright 🙂

Here are the rules for this award:

Put the Award Logo on your blog
Answer seven questions by the person who nominated you
Thank the person who nominated you, linking to their blog
Nominate any number of blogs for the award, linking to their blog
Let them know that you nominated them for the award

I am guessing this is where I answer your seven questions 🙂

1. What was the first job you ever had?

Hmm, first job I ever had was working in a banquet hall as coat check. I then ended up taking on many other jobs within that same banquet hall later on.

2. Which do you prefer: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

I actually prefer breakfast. My logic is that since it is the first meal of the day and, you have all the time in the world to burn it off, you can eat whatever the heck it is you want!

3. If you had $100 in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

Video games on steam that I have sitting in my wishlist lol

4. Fries or onion rings?

Both? You know in some places you can get half and half… But if you must only pick one… I’m going with fries.

5. What was your favourite movie as a child?

Once upon a forest. I watched that movie so many times I broke it. Or it self destructed in the VCR.

6. How fast can you say the alphabet backwards?

I just tried and failed miserably… also, bit my tongue. 😦

7. When was the last time you flew a kite?

What if I told you, I’ve never flown a kite! What IF I told you instead, I flew tissue box…. I’m not kidding. It’s pathetic isn’t it.

Alrighty then! This is where I nominate specially and carefully hand picked people.

Navigator– One of my favourite bloggers I have had the luxury of coming across from the start. He hasn’t blogged in a while so, I’m hoping this sparks something 🙂

Food 4 Your Mood– A recent follower that I followed back. She was in tune with my 14 day smoothie detox and I would like to get to know a few things about her!

Silence Says It All– Same as the above blogger. On one of my 14 day smoothie blogs, he said he was going away to Cuba with his daughter who apparently sounds alot like me! So I’m curious now!

Project Light To Life– She is a bucket list blogger who I’ve really enjoyed reading her posts from the day I started my blog. She is extremely inspirational and knows how to live!

Now, time for my seven questions :

1. What is your favourite genre of music?

2. Do you have a place you go to escape/unwind?

3. Did/do you play any musical instruments?

4. Do you prefer to write in black or blue ink?

5. What was your favourite childhood board/video game?

6. Disco balls or lava lamps?

7. Left or Right handed?

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Naughty Or Nice List?

Ello! I was bored so I decided to Google a Naughty or Nice List test for shits and giggles! The answers are between stars (*) followed by some stupid shit I would say- ha ha!

  1. What did you get in your stocking last year?

    • Candy
    • I have no idea. Who cares about the stocking?
    • Some really nice gifts
    • *If someone wants to “get in my stockings”, they’ve just gotta buy me dinner first.*(I’m clearly kidding….I don’t even own a stocking wahhhhh 😥
  2. Have you ever sneaked a peek at your Christmas presents?

    • No! That’s naughty! And it ruins the surprise.
    • *When I was a kid, but only once.*(This could possibly be a lie. I said possibly right?)
    • Yup. Every year.
    • Depends…are YOU my Christmas present? ::wink::
  3. Do you re-gift?

    • *No* (This is actually very true.)
    • I think once, maybe
    • Every year I re-gift at least one thing
    • All the time, if I can’t return the crappy gift.
  4. When the weather outside is frightful, you like to stay home and cuddle with what?

    • *A teddy bear* (I’m a giant child)
    • A nice book
    • A nice drink
    • A good-looking hottie
  5. If you’ve been nice and not naughty, what kind of present should Santa bring you?

    • I’m a girl. Santa should bring me a girl present if I’m nice.
    • *I’m a boy. Santa should bring me a boy present if I’m nice.* (Look, I don’t want barbies or an easy bake oven..Give me VIDEO GAMES- RAWR)
  1. Have you ever dressed up as Santa?

    • *No, but it might be fun.* (Where can I find a good fat suit?..Oh wait, where’s the cookies?)
    • No, that’s lame.
    • Yes, it’s all about spreading Holiday cheer
    • Yes, for that hottie I mentioned earlier!
  2. If you discovered Santa Claus trapped in your chimney, what would you do?

    • Help him out
    • Hop in the sleigh and take over to make sure the gifts get to everyone in time
    • Hop in the sleigh and help yourself to the gifts
    • *Ha! Ha! Tickle Santa…I can’t help myself.* (That’s the psycho in me 😀 )
  3. What are you giving to your special someone for Christmas this year?

    • I’ll carefully figure out what they want and surprise them.
    • I’m not sure yet, but I’ll figure something out.
    • Ugh…do we have to exchange gifts this year? How about cash.
    • *Me!* (I lie. I got him Three Days Grace concert tickets and his favourite soccer teams training Jacket. Ahem..Spoiled much?)
  4. You find out your crazy Aunt is knitting you another fugly sweater this year. What do you do?

    • Kindly accept. She works hard on those.
    • Nod and smile. Just nod and smile.
    • Conveniently forget to take it home with you.
    • *Subtly express your feelings by burning it in effigy.* (NOT! I LOVE those hideous Christmas sweaters! Wtf does effigy mean?)
  5. What treat are you planning on leaving Santa this year?

    • Cookies and Milk
    • *A healthy treat for Santa and carrots for the reindeer!* (Yah, get it together fat ass before you die of a heart attack!)
    • Nothing. I’m not stupid.
    • Me!
  1. Your friend didn’t get you anything last year. What do you get them this year?

    • I get them something every year.
    • *We’ll figure out if we’re exchanging gifts, I don’t want them to feel bad.* (More like if they get me something, I have no choice but to get them something. Bad friend ALERT)
    • Screw them!
    • Hmmm…they must not be a good friend!
  2. What is your favorite Christmas movie?

    • “Miracle on 34th Street”
    • *”A Charlie Brown Christmas”* (NONE OF THE ABOVE! Where the hell is the Grinch?!?)
    • “Bad Santa”
    • “Love Actually” – lots of hotties in that movie…
  3. Who is your favorite reindeer?

    • *Rudolph* (DUH)
    • Donner
    • Vixen
    • Is “Craphead” a reindeer? (LOL this is pretty funny though)
  4. Santa isn’t just for kids, you know. How old are you, anyway?

    •         Dec 15, 1989 (too old for Santa 😉 )
  5. Would you go back to school to get smarter?

    • *Yes, I want to be smarter than my friends* (Who the hell asks this question? I don’t really know what this has to do with being naughty or nice :/ more like pompous or jealous)
    • No, I’m plenty smart already

    My Results:

    Nice
    You are sugar and spice, so the list you’re on is “Nice”! Christmas for you is a time of giving and sharing – the important stuff. You spread holiday cheer by being grateful for the real gifts in your life. Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night!
^^
This is clearly a load of shit. Hot steaming Giraffe shit. Nice? Nice my ass! What kind of farce ass answer is that? Based on my answers, the results should of been- “You are on the Santa wants you to kill yourself  list.”
These are the lamest questions by far! Like honestly! Where are genuine questions like – “Did you kill anyone this year?” or “Did you tell  your nasty pootang supervisor to fall on a sharp rusty knife?” ..THOSE are questions you SHOULD be asking to declare someone naughty or nice. Jeeze
Well anyway’s, hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. Which if your normal, would be a 0 on a scale of 1-10. HA.
Nut-Cracker. Cracker of Nuts. Nuts that Crack.
Shut up.
Hillary-Clinton-nutcracker

Currently Doing…

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Yes, it’s that time again. That lonely and boring time again… *cries* My boyfriend decided to ditch me for like 10 days to go Moose hunting with his dad in Upsala Ontario. Do you know where that is? Butt-Fuck No WHERE! That’s where!  Like North West of Thunder Bay! 18 hour drive to NO WHERE! We could of drove to PEI in that amount of time. POINTLESS!

nowhere!

Do you see what I see? Absolutely NOTHING!

You can’t be serious…

Just to kill poor innocent Moose. Look at that face! I can’t even with that face!

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Soulless bastards!  =(

Anyway’s where was I.. Oh, I am bored as fuck. Currently playing Super Mario Bros. 2 on my Nintendo 3DS. I feel like a retard because for some fucked up reason, I can’t get by level 5-1 ! I just CAN’T! *Cries* Stupid Stupid STUPID!

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Not to mention Donkey Kong is making me rather uncomfortable. Sitting there all stupid, watching me fail repeatedly….

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Fucking Monkey dick.

Oh and this is my dog Noche…. Thought you should meet him.

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Flattering. Yorki Samurai. *Said in a thick Japanese accent*

This ones better. He looks like Johnny Depp. Pretty sure he can’t see. Mind the mess.

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K Bye!

The Last Of US vs. World War Z

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All I’m going to say to start this off with is WTF!

I don’t care nor believe in the idea of “Zombies”. It is way too overrated if you ask me. AHEM, *The Walking Dead/Plants vs Zombies* You can kill and eat my brain for all I care. You aren’t going to get much of a meal out of that. But sure, go ahead. These two though, are on whole other level of fucked up shit. I can’t help but swear like a sailor when I talk about these too forms of entertainment. It’s simple. Science, scares me. There are real studies and facts on this shit folks! Fear for your lives!

I love The Last of Us, I really do. I played the freaking game 2 times. But. I’m not going to sit here and lie to you that it didn’t scare the shit out of me. I would Google this shit for days! IS IT REAL? IS IT REAL?! CAN THIS HAPPEN?! Cordyceps?! Like 30 different strains! Come on! It’s a real Fungal disease that attacks the brain! Sure, it’s only been found in insects, mainly ants. SO!? All this makes me want to do is step on ants to prevent infection from spreading! Which means now, I’m a paranoid murderer! *cries* How many times did I get so caught up in the game that my brain would trick me into thinking I heard fucking Clickers in my own house at night! I had nightmares daily for a week!

To be honest, I didn’t know that there was a movie called World War Z until last week on Saturday. Now before you are all like “uhh, do you live under a rock?” Actually, yes, yes I do. Anyway’s, my Uncle popped in the Blue-ray he had just picked up and made us all watch it. I personally liked the movie, even though everyone else I talk to thinks it’s a hot steaming pile of cow shit. It’s not your typical Zombie movie which makes it interesting. 12 seconds to convert? Only infecting a “healthy” living host. It takes a very creepy spin from regular stupid zombies. Makes you believe that a pandemic outburst like this could happen. Fuck You! It got my attention. So much so that I decided to watch it twice too! Lets not forget talking about it with almost anyone I encounter and royally pissing them off. HAPPY FACE 😀

Making scenarios and comments like – I now fear taking the subway because what IF! or IF something like this were to EVER happen, you got guns right? I can hide out at your place correct?

The real problem here is….I’m not ready for a apocalyptic takeover of ANYTHING! Not even Bunnies! *cries* Errr…

BRAINS!

What Are You Currently…

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It’s almost 1:00 AM and I’m bored as usual! So, I decided to dedicate a blog post to “What are you currently doing?”

It’s a Thursday night and I have the day off tomorrow! Woohoo! SO I decided to catch up on my video gaming. Currently playing Uncharted 3- Drake’s Deception and listening to a saved “State of Trance” Podcast from Armin van Buuren.

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Drinking nothing but water and rocking these sick-ass 12 year old cloud pyjama pants and a green long sleeved shirt. Also sporting that stupid duck-face that all the girls do now a days! 🙂

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Pretty much sums up what I got going on tonight. *cries* I’m a lonely duckie!

MERRRR

Answer To Previous Post

Come on guys! Really? I was hoping that people would peg me as a stripper! The hell! Instead you gave me BALLS! I swear I have some serious issues. *sigh*
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Well boys and girls the answer to the 2 lies 1 truth post is *drum roll* Number 2! Yes! I was that fucking retarded kid that saved my tooth-fairy money! Go buy a freaking chocolate bar right? Nope! I was frugal at a stupid age for one to even give a shit about the value of money, but hey! It paid off! I put it towards my PS1! Not like you cared! *cries*
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Now to uncover the lies :-). So, unfortunately I wasn’t a stripper. I say unfortunately because I probably would of made and had way more money. Ahem, instead, I worked in a banquet hall from the ages of 13-18. No! It did not involve me taking off my clothes! I started off as a dishwasher… *sigh* yep, for 2 years until I was 15. Then they put me in coat check for a year. At 16 I started waitressing till 18. I then earned the title as head waitress and bartender. This is how I made money to be able to go to College. Not stripping. So HaH! By the way, that picture is of me at the age of 17 making cotton candy like a badass! God I hated that job. Holy bangs Batman! Look at that monster eating my forehead! What the hell was I thinking?!? *barf*
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I do own a gun though…The Nintendo Zapper *pew pew* 😀

2 Lies 1 Truth – Lets Play

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Howdy Hoe! See what I did there? See it? SEE IT? Ah fuck it. So it’s almost been 2 days since I’ve written anything productive here. Uh oh, your outta luck again! Time for more shit! *evil laugh* Ahem.

Now, I’m sure you all have heard of the game 2 truths 1 lie. Well here’s the thing, I’m ass backwards so I’ll do this shit MY way! Also, I’m too retarded to remember anything about myself to come up with 2 truths. YaY for being completely SPECIAL! 😀

So just being completely up front about this, I want this to be an interactive post where you lovely people take a guess at what the truth is! Obviously you don’t fucking know me, HEH, I barely know myself! But it would be funny and entertaining reading what you come up with, IF you even bother to participate *cries*

So without further ado; lets play *dramatic music* 2 LIES 1 TRUTH!

1) I was a stripper at the ages of 15-17 to make an income so I would be able to go to College.

2) I bought my Playstation 1 with saved up tooth-fairy money.

3) I own a gun.

What the fuck right? Now, I am not easily offended AT all so answer honestly! O-KAY? You can reply with anything. It is in your hands now.

And GO!

Why do I feel like I just dug a giant hole for myself?….*sigh* I’m hopeless. BOOM!