Okay, so. After the long and hard process of picking a bathing suit, I’ve come to a decision. I bought the pink and white one (don’t freak out) and the black one with the straps. (The non-hookerish one Paul). The funniest thing I have heard all day was Chewbaccaboobs ahem *Thanks to Navigator :)* But taking Heroponluigi’s advice, I went with the two I liked the most. I want to be different! Whether it’s bad or good! I only paid $23.00 CAD for them both. What a DEAL! *COUGH-Cheap-ass* BUT! But but BUTT! You can never have TOO many bathing suits so, I decided to also buy 2 classic bikinis. *In case they looks gawd awful* I went with black because it doesn’t make me look so much like a lard ass
What are your thoughts on these two?
I paid $34.67 CAD for both of these! WHAT! DEAL DEAL!
This is the last post on bathing suits I swear. Is this considered soft core porn?
Ps. Still don’t look like those models in the bathing suits. *sob – eats chocolate covered almond*
When it comes to shopping and picking outfits for any occasion; I’m beyond hopeless! I might as well wear a giant garbage bag and call it a day. I am currently stuck in a jam picking out a bathing suit(s) for my vacation. I happen to be extremely turned on by the whole tassel look for some reason I can’t even explain. Maybe I secretly want to be a cowgirl….. Maybe not.
Now the bikinis I’ve been looking are for the most part, the same style. Just different colours. I’ve been trying to save money, not because I’m cheap, but frugal 🙂 so I have been searching on Amazon and EBay. Like a boss.
Now I have absolutely no taste when it comes to bathing suits. I’d try and pull off polka dots if I could. But I don’t because I know they make me look fat. Like 50 pounds more fat. Like Shamu size. Okay I’ll stop.
So I’ve chosen 3-4 different COLOURS of the same stupid bathing suit I’ve been drooling over. Thoughts?
Which colours/style would you prefer? If you even like this sort of look. I find it interesting which, clearly makes me want it more!
P.s – I will not look anything like those bathing suit models. *cries*