Things I’m Good At – Part 1

For those of you who care to know more about me, you rock. For those of you who don’t, can’t say that I blame you. I happen to be extremely bored today on my day off work and, instead of doing something productive with my time, I decided to do this instead. Bite me!

Now, I’m awesome so obviously, there’s a lot of shit that I’m good at! But, because I’m a lazy tool, I can only list a few 🙂

So here it is! The shit I’m “good” at –


I’m good at cooking. A woman who cooks? Unheard of! No seriously, I’m really good at cooking with Cooking Mama, and in real life too of course. I’m Italian so I have no choice. My father warned me at the age of 10 that “If you don’t know how to cook, no man will ever love or marry you.” Striking the fear into his daughter at an early age really worked though, seeing as I can whip up just about anything that doesn’t send you to the hospital. Do you love me now? *Wink Wink* Thanks dad!


I’m good at pissing people off. Actually, let me rephrase that. I’m EXTREMELY good at pissing people off. The amount of times that I am told to shut up or fuck off a day is way too many times for me to keep track of. It’s because I’m so awesome that people can’t handle me. At least that’s what I like to tell myself. *cries* To be honest though, I’m the type of person who speaks my mind, but sometimes my mind has the case of the runs. It usually results in a lot of thiswtf_2.. So…yah…SHUT UP!


I’m good at painting nails. Whether it be mine or someone else’s. I’m awesome. Did I mention FREE? Free is always good. *ahem*


I’m exceptionally good at dancing. Mainly hip-hop, although from the ages of 6-17 I specialized in Latin Ballroom.

That’s it. That’s all I’m good at! HA! Kidding!…*sigh* I’m hopeless.