Just For Fun

100THINGS

 

Yes, you read right! I’m bored and thought this would be something fun to do to pass time.

Well here it goes…100 things.

1) I obviously have nothing better to do since I’m doing this.

2) I love reading and writing.

3) I really enjoy drawing and being creative/artistic.

4) I also love music and anything to do with it. Playing, listening, etc.

5) I am really good with my hands.

6) Numbers 3 and 4 are examples of 5.

7) I massage people for a living. Professionally.. I’m Registered. (also refers to number 5)

8) I’m really afraid of public speaking.

9) I am horrible with communicating my feelings.

10) I hate crying. Although, I do it often.

11) I hate vomiting even more. I tend to cry after I vomit…It’s pathetic really.

12) I resent both of my parents.

13) 7 is my favourite number or anything with 7 in it.

14) I use to sing in the choir until my grade 2 teacher told me I sing like a dog.

15) My favourite colour is currently bright-lime green.

16) It use to be black. Moving up in life.

17) I’ve successfully completed ALL my laundry for the week.

18) Apparently I’m considered over emotional..

19) I like to call it being sensitive.

20) I can taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke.

21) I love video games. Pc, PlayStation, Nintendo, you name it, I’ve most likely played it.

22) I am 75% Italian, 20% German, and 5% Polish.

23) I have over 5 calendars and agendas/schedulers but never use them.

24) I have four pets currently. Two dogs and two cats.

25) One of the dogs actually belongs to me. I bought him for $800 .

26) So he’s legally mine

27) I named him Nocello.

28) I have a sister and 3 half sisters.

29) I use to have a rabbit named Pepper and a Parrot named Pete when I was younger.

30) I really need to pee.

31) I am Catholic.

32) I worked from the age of 11 at a banquet hall.

33) I had to pay for my own education if I ever wanted to amount to something.

34) If I get jealous, it’s for an actual reason.

35) I painted my toe nails bright-highlighter-Yellow cause I can.

36) I have a a bleeding heart.

37) I love helping people.

38) Number 37 conflicts with number 36.

39) I am petrified of sharks.

40) My greatest fear actually is a plane crashing into the ocean and still being alive, but then a shark eats me.

41) I realize how stupid number 40 sounds so, shut up.

42) I always have to sleep with a pillow either between or under my legs.

43) I love roller-coasters and extreme rides.

44) I will try anything at-least once!

45) But if it doesn’t please all senses, I’ll never eat it again.

46) Most people probably stopped reading this at number 4.

47) I dropped French class after grade 9.

48) I regret high school and wish I could do it over again.

49) I love to play music REALLY LOUD!

50) I actually screamed that in my head as I typed it. Thought you should know.

51) I love older music. Anything from the 50’s to late 90’s.

52) I hate my body ratio.

53) Let me rephrase that. It’s ass to love handle ratio.

54) I cannot stand romantic movies and chick flicks.

55) I only saw American Pie 1 for the first time 2 weeks ago.

56) I took up blogging a few years ago because, I think writing in a diary is lame.

57) I own and use 2 diary’s fairly often.

58) I like feedback from people that actually read the shit I write.

59) I enjoy reading other peoples blogs.

60) I’m still deciding on what to do with my life.

61) I just finished my first Real Estate course exam on Saturday.

62) I think I failed, but wont know till midweek or later.

63) I’m super impatient when it comes to waiting for grades or test results.

64) I fear failing at anything at all times.

65) I’m afraid of ending up alone.

66) I’m considered photogenic.

67) It takes me one minute and 3 seconds to do my hair.

68) I can stay up all night just laughing and telling jokes.

69) Sometimes my laugh can disturb the peace of the public.

70) I’ve been told I sound like Bart Simpson when I laugh.

71) Thank God Bart Simpson’s voice is done by a female.

72) I own EVERY season of Family Guy.

73) I can imitate Lois Griffin’s voice.

74) I love sunflowers.

75) And sunflower seeds.

76) I don’t care if people like me or not.

77) Unless they are people that have to be around me all the time.

78) I still need to pee.

79) I chew way too much gum.

80) I have gum packs everywhere.

81) My sister is 2 years younger.

82) She use to steal all my clothes and personal belongings.

83) This is why I purposely put a lock on my bedroom door.

84) I just put a piece of gum in my mouth.

85) Nom, Nom, Nom.

86) It’s spearmint. Yum.

87) My only bad habit was biting my nails but, I stopped 2 years ago.

88) First time I shaved my downstairs was in grade 7.

89) I felt bald.

90) the only reason I did it was because my best-friend told me too.

91) Math was never my forte.

92) I love spicy food.

93) Cinnamon is my favourite spice.

94) I should really go pee before I get another bladder infection or it explodes.

95) I have a horrible sweet-tooth.

96) I sometimes skip out on food, but devour dessert.

97) Especially Chocolate.

98) I carry around my Iphone and Ipod Touch.

99) I’m certain no one is reading this. (Maybe Paul =D)

100) 100! Okay I’m done. Bathroom time!

 

 

 

 

 

Answer To Previous Post

Come on guys! Really? I was hoping that people would peg me as a stripper! The hell! Instead you gave me BALLS! I swear I have some serious issues. *sigh*
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Well boys and girls the answer to the 2 lies 1 truth post is *drum roll* Number 2! Yes! I was that fucking retarded kid that saved my tooth-fairy money! Go buy a freaking chocolate bar right? Nope! I was frugal at a stupid age for one to even give a shit about the value of money, but hey! It paid off! I put it towards my PS1! Not like you cared! *cries*
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Now to uncover the lies :-). So, unfortunately I wasn’t a stripper. I say unfortunately because I probably would of made and had way more money. Ahem, instead, I worked in a banquet hall from the ages of 13-18. No! It did not involve me taking off my clothes! I started off as a dishwasher… *sigh* yep, for 2 years until I was 15. Then they put me in coat check for a year. At 16 I started waitressing till 18. I then earned the title as head waitress and bartender. This is how I made money to be able to go to College. Not stripping. So HaH! By the way, that picture is of me at the age of 17 making cotton candy like a badass! God I hated that job. Holy bangs Batman! Look at that monster eating my forehead! What the hell was I thinking?!? *barf*
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I do own a gun though…The Nintendo Zapper *pew pew* 😀

2 Lies 1 Truth – Lets Play

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Howdy Hoe! See what I did there? See it? SEE IT? Ah fuck it. So it’s almost been 2 days since I’ve written anything productive here. Uh oh, your outta luck again! Time for more shit! *evil laugh* Ahem.

Now, I’m sure you all have heard of the game 2 truths 1 lie. Well here’s the thing, I’m ass backwards so I’ll do this shit MY way! Also, I’m too retarded to remember anything about myself to come up with 2 truths. YaY for being completely SPECIAL! 😀

So just being completely up front about this, I want this to be an interactive post where you lovely people take a guess at what the truth is! Obviously you don’t fucking know me, HEH, I barely know myself! But it would be funny and entertaining reading what you come up with, IF you even bother to participate *cries*

So without further ado; lets play *dramatic music* 2 LIES 1 TRUTH!

1) I was a stripper at the ages of 15-17 to make an income so I would be able to go to College.

2) I bought my Playstation 1 with saved up tooth-fairy money.

3) I own a gun.

What the fuck right? Now, I am not easily offended AT all so answer honestly! O-KAY? You can reply with anything. It is in your hands now.

And GO!

Why do I feel like I just dug a giant hole for myself?….*sigh* I’m hopeless. BOOM!