ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

It has officially been one year since I’ve joined the WordPress community! Thank you to all my followers for making me feel heard! XOX Let the randomness continue!

MUAH! XOX

Love, Jenna!

Top 10 Christmas Movies

1) The Grinch

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I love this movie! Jim Carey is my all time favorite actor! His face alone makes me die!

2) The Santa Claus

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A classic of course. Not really much to say. That’s me everyday in the morning. Fuck I’ve put on weight.

3) Bad Santa

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This movie is just bad! I’m sorry, children should NOT be watching this! I only watch it for that fat kid.
Fat kid- “Should I fix you some sandwiches?”
Willie- “I don’t want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin’ fucking sandwiches?”
AHAHAHH! … Sorry…

4) Miracle on 34th Street

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Another classic. Just love it.

5) The Polar Express

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Need I say anything. Believe.

6) The Muppets Christmas Carol

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It’s the fucking muppets. Their awesome. Enough said.

7) A Charlie Brown Christmas

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Who doesn’t love Peanut’s?!

8) Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer

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Who doesn’t enjoy animal porn?

9) Frosty The Snowman

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Teaching children it’s okay to be retarded…. Happy Burfday!

10) A Christmas Story

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Ugly leg Lamp for the win.

Dominican 2013

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Back to reality! Boo! 😦 Yes folks, I am back from my vacation to the Dominican Republic.

Can’t complain about my trip at all except for those seriously annoying beach vendors that in comparison, are like fucking seagulls. Weather was great, food was good, drinks were yummy, the ocean was sexy. Instead of boring you with words, I come barring photos instead! 😀

ENJOY!

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Flight in

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Wind Surfing

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Our resort- Viva Wyndham Tangerine In Puerto Plata
Corner Right – Ginger German, Rare

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A random cave 🙂

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Cave Photo of Matt and I

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Amazing Artist who turned glass into ANYTHING you wanted.

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Two Mexicans?

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Relaxing in the shade

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Say hello to my little friend! This bugger attached himself to my sandal and would not let go!

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Palm Tree loving

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Attacked by love birds

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Matt and his friends

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Matt and I with insane love-birds

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I look majestic with love-birds 😉

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Feeding Toucan Sam

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Crazy pair of Dolphins

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Matt and I with Serena

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Kisses from Serena

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Having fun on the beach!

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African Dance show – Night entertainment

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Dinner by the pool on our last night. 😦