I Can Catch!

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Yah! A fucking cold! *cough cough* I’m leaking from every orifice of my FACE! Attractive right? Fucking NO!

I sound like a retarded Seal when I try and talk. Apparently my new nickname is Snuffles. It sounds like a puppet from Mr. Dressup! Ugh! I almost always piss myself when I sneeze! I feel like a 80 year old woman with a bladder problem!

I’m desperately trying not to go to the doctor because I don’t want to violate my body with medicine. So instead, I decided to torture myself a different way. You know what’s worse then drinking Apple cider vinegar in your water? Up chucking the apple cider vinegar water all over yourself and the kitchen table because it tastes like dirty asshole! Don’t ask me how I know what that tastes like! Cause I don’t! I can only assume it would be very very BAD!

I also decided to poison myself with oregano oil in my water. It’s fucking putrid! Like, I would rather drink rat piss! Just thinking of it makes me vomit in my mouth. Fuck.

Wanna know what’s more flattering? Walking around with tissue stuffed in one nose hole so I can breath! Yah! If that’s not hot i don’t know what is.

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Kill me …

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Midnight Boredom 2

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Yay! Whats this? Midnight boredom selfie part 2!! Fuck yah!

This is A picture from October last year when I went to Cuba! Missing that hot weather!

What’s the word big bird? There’s talk of possible vacation creeping up this October?! This makes me super duper happy! In the pants, WHAT!

2 AM already? Damn! Work in 6 hours! Rape me horizontally!

GaH!

What Are You Currently…

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It’s almost 1:00 AM and I’m bored as usual! So, I decided to dedicate a blog post to “What are you currently doing?”

It’s a Thursday night and I have the day off tomorrow! Woohoo! SO I decided to catch up on my video gaming. Currently playing Uncharted 3- Drake’s Deception and listening to a saved “State of Trance” Podcast from Armin van Buuren.

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Drinking nothing but water and rocking these sick-ass 12 year old cloud pyjama pants and a green long sleeved shirt. Also sporting that stupid duck-face that all the girls do now a days! 🙂

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Pretty much sums up what I got going on tonight. *cries* I’m a lonely duckie!

MERRRR