Second Year Anniversary

Me and Matt Randoms

Happy second year Anniversary to my boyfriend Matthew!

Two years already and you haven’t killed me? You deserve a cookie! Your still alive too so, consider yourself lucky.

I love you even though you piss me the fuck off 99.7% of the time. Okay, I’m no cake-walk myself. Kudos to the both of us for making it another year!

Love your ever so frustrating, annoying, obnoxious, complicated?, “can’t believe I haven’t strangled her yet”, girlfriend

– Jennifer

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Goodbye Ice world prt2

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This is what I look like before I die. Btw, STOP FUCKING PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH ME! TURNING THE POWER OFF AND ON!!! FUCK YOU ROB FORD!!! ARGGGGGG

If I Were A Zombie

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Photo Credit: My Uncle and his Iphone

I’d be smoking hot! Like come on! Look at that face! Yes folks, that picture of pure sexiness, is me 🙂 As you can see it was taken with an app from the TV series “The Walking Dead”

I have NEVER watched that show, nor do I ever want too. But I must admit, an app that can zombify your face is pretty awesome!

Thoughts? I know I would tap that. Look at those LARGE bulging baby blue eyes. Rawr!

Thanks Dead Yourself app! You made me look officially 100x hotter!

A Picture To Replace Words

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So today I’m so freaking tired to be even bothered to write anything more then a sentence. But because I did not want to break my daily posting streak, I decided to post a picture that makes me laugh instead. Besides, it’s funnier then anything I could ever write. I love bubbles!! I’m such a tool. Uh Durrrrr

Ps. There is more then a sentence there.. FUCK!