Answer To Previous Post

Come on guys! Really? I was hoping that people would peg me as a stripper! The hell! Instead you gave me BALLS! I swear I have some serious issues. *sigh*
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Well boys and girls the answer to the 2 lies 1 truth post is *drum roll* Number 2! Yes! I was that fucking retarded kid that saved my tooth-fairy money! Go buy a freaking chocolate bar right? Nope! I was frugal at a stupid age for one to even give a shit about the value of money, but hey! It paid off! I put it towards my PS1! Not like you cared! *cries*
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Now to uncover the lies :-). So, unfortunately I wasn’t a stripper. I say unfortunately because I probably would of made and had way more money. Ahem, instead, I worked in a banquet hall from the ages of 13-18. No! It did not involve me taking off my clothes! I started off as a dishwasher… *sigh* yep, for 2 years until I was 15. Then they put me in coat check for a year. At 16 I started waitressing till 18. I then earned the title as head waitress and bartender. This is how I made money to be able to go to College. Not stripping. So HaH! By the way, that picture is of me at the age of 17 making cotton candy like a badass! God I hated that job. Holy bangs Batman! Look at that monster eating my forehead! What the hell was I thinking?!? *barf*
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I do own a gun though…The Nintendo Zapper *pew pew* 😀

2 Lies 1 Truth – Lets Play

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Howdy Hoe! See what I did there? See it? SEE IT? Ah fuck it. So it’s almost been 2 days since I’ve written anything productive here. Uh oh, your outta luck again! Time for more shit! *evil laugh* Ahem.

Now, I’m sure you all have heard of the game 2 truths 1 lie. Well here’s the thing, I’m ass backwards so I’ll do this shit MY way! Also, I’m too retarded to remember anything about myself to come up with 2 truths. YaY for being completely SPECIAL! 😀

So just being completely up front about this, I want this to be an interactive post where you lovely people take a guess at what the truth is! Obviously you don’t fucking know me, HEH, I barely know myself! But it would be funny and entertaining reading what you come up with, IF you even bother to participate *cries*

So without further ado; lets play *dramatic music* 2 LIES 1 TRUTH!

1) I was a stripper at the ages of 15-17 to make an income so I would be able to go to College.

2) I bought my Playstation 1 with saved up tooth-fairy money.

3) I own a gun.

What the fuck right? Now, I am not easily offended AT all so answer honestly! O-KAY? You can reply with anything. It is in your hands now.

And GO!

Why do I feel like I just dug a giant hole for myself?….*sigh* I’m hopeless. BOOM!