Dominican 2013

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Back to reality! Boo! 😦 Yes folks, I am back from my vacation to the Dominican Republic.

Can’t complain about my trip at all except for those seriously annoying beach vendors that in comparison, are like fucking seagulls. Weather was great, food was good, drinks were yummy, the ocean was sexy. Instead of boring you with words, I come barring photos instead! 😀

ENJOY!

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Flight in

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Wind Surfing

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Our resort- Viva Wyndham Tangerine In Puerto Plata
Corner Right – Ginger German, Rare

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A random cave 🙂

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Cave Photo of Matt and I

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Amazing Artist who turned glass into ANYTHING you wanted.

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Two Mexicans?

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Relaxing in the shade

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Say hello to my little friend! This bugger attached himself to my sandal and would not let go!

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Palm Tree loving

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Attacked by love birds

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Matt and his friends

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Matt and I with insane love-birds

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I look majestic with love-birds 😉

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Feeding Toucan Sam

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Crazy pair of Dolphins

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Matt and I with Serena

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Kisses from Serena

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Having fun on the beach!

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African Dance show – Night entertainment

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Dinner by the pool on our last night. 😦

Bikini Mayhem

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Okay, so. After the long and hard process of picking a bathing suit, I’ve come to a decision. I bought the pink and white one (don’t freak out) and the black one with the straps. (The non-hookerish one Paul). The funniest thing I have heard all day was Chewbaccaboobs ahem *Thanks to Navigator :)* But taking Heroponluigi’s advice, I went with the two I liked the most. I want to be different! Whether it’s bad or good! I only paid $23.00 CAD for them both. What a DEAL! *COUGH-Cheap-ass* BUT! But but BUTT! You can never have TOO many bathing suits so, I decided to also buy 2 classic bikinis. *In case they looks gawd awful* I went with black because it doesn’t make me look so much like a lard ass

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What are your thoughts on these two?

I paid $34.67 CAD for both of these! WHAT! DEAL DEAL!

This is the last post on bathing suits I swear. Is this considered soft core porn?

Ps. Still don’t look like those models in the bathing suits. *sob – eats chocolate covered almond*