Song Of My Morning

Whatever It Takes- Lifehouse

Currently cannot STOP listening to this song this morning. I’ve had it on loop for since I’ve woken up. Definitely gives me the feels.

Even though they are in the video…..

LYRICS!
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A strangled smile fell from your face
It kills me that I hurt you this way
The worst part is that I didn’t even know

Now there’s a million reasons for you to go
But if you can find a reason to stay

I’ll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what’s at stake
I know that I’ve let you down

And if you give me a chance
Believe it, I can change
I’ll keep us together
Whatever it takes

She said, “If we’re gonna make this work
You gotta let me inside, even though it hurts”
Don’t hide the broken parts that I need to see
She said, “Like it or not, it’s the way it’s gotta be
You gotta love yourself if you can ever love me”

I’ll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what’s at stake
I know that I’ve let you down

And if you give me a chance
And give me a break
I’ll keep us together
I know you deserve much better

Remember the time I told you the way that I felt
And that I’d be lost without you and never find myself
Let’s hold onto each other above everything else
Start over, start over

I’ll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what’s at stake
I know that I’ve let you down

And if you give me a chance
Believe it, I can change
I’ll keep us together
Whatever it takes

Can You Fight Change?

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Why am I having such a hard time upgrading my phone to the new iOS 7? I still have my phone running iOS 5!! My phone has like a minor stroke trying to load any app at all! Even sending and receiving text messages is a struggle for my poor helpless phone. Ah well, I hate the look of the new update software. Too much like android. Screw android! They can lick my ball sack! I wanted apple products! Not android!

Oh! And I quit my crappy job of four years! That’s change! Not to mention, the greatest feeling in the world! Woohoo!

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So my main reason for this post is…. Well, I don’t even know! This is just random babble as ALWAYS 🙂

Matt has his work Christmas party tomorrow and after two years of saying no to going, I said yes. What a retard. Who am I kidding?! I don’t want to go, I hate dressing up! Apparently there is a no Jeans/tights dress code. Great, and here I was thinking I was going to wear a wife beater and overalls :/

I hate these things and I hate dressing up! Mainly cause I never know what to wear! All the girls now a days wear those skanky short dresses and skirts. Me, I want to dress like a Nonna!

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First world problems.

Tis The Season

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I think I can relate this to my previous post. More like an update or continuation per-say. Still haven’t figured anything out nor, do I know where I’m headed still. But I AM making changes. I know for a fact I need to quit one of the places I currently work at, that is slowly but surely taking my soul. Like sucking fucking life vampires. By December, I will have told them to politely kiss my ass as I walk out the front door. I have plenty of interviews coming up throughout the rest of November which gives me hope. They may have to do with my current profession at the moment. But, until I decide to make any serious life decisions that could set me back in life, I need to know I have exhausted all my options and opportunities in my field. Who knows, maybe it is this place that has been setting me back and making it impossible for me to thoroughly enjoy what I do.

Anyway’s! This post is supposed to be uplifting! The annual Santa Claus Parade was in town yesterday which has always been a favourite of mine. Although I’ve never actually gone, watching it on t.v in the comforts of my own home always makes me happy :). I am a total Christmas Slut. I mean that in a positive way I promise! Decorating trees, putting the lights up, baking (trying not to eat what I bake), wearing Santa hats and antlers, those God awful Christmas sweaters that everyone wants to set on fire! Yep, a Christmas freak. Not to mention listening to Christmas music 24/7 and constantly painting my nails in Christmas colours and themes! Did I mention I decorate my bedroom with garland and lights!?! I just love the winter season! It makes me all warm and giddy!

It is also the season where my parents freak out cause I have candles and incenses lit everywhere throughout the house :D. *Ahem* Fire bug *ahem*

People who try and hate on Christmas or my obsessive annoying love for it can kiss my ass and stay away from me! I don’t need you to bring me down! I got enough negativity to do that myself!

Well, I have an interview in the next 15 minutes! Wish me luck! HoHoHoe!

Dominican 2013

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Back to reality! Boo! 😦 Yes folks, I am back from my vacation to the Dominican Republic.

Can’t complain about my trip at all except for those seriously annoying beach vendors that in comparison, are like fucking seagulls. Weather was great, food was good, drinks were yummy, the ocean was sexy. Instead of boring you with words, I come barring photos instead! 😀

ENJOY!

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Flight in

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Wind Surfing

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Our resort- Viva Wyndham Tangerine In Puerto Plata
Corner Right – Ginger German, Rare

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A random cave 🙂

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Cave Photo of Matt and I

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Amazing Artist who turned glass into ANYTHING you wanted.

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Two Mexicans?

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Relaxing in the shade

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Say hello to my little friend! This bugger attached himself to my sandal and would not let go!

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Palm Tree loving

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Attacked by love birds

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Matt and his friends

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Matt and I with insane love-birds

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I look majestic with love-birds 😉

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Feeding Toucan Sam

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Crazy pair of Dolphins

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Matt and I with Serena

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Kisses from Serena

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Having fun on the beach!

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African Dance show – Night entertainment

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Dinner by the pool on our last night. 😦

Funny Lines

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So besides being dreadfully sick, I’ve had a pretty okay week. Okay, I lied. I’ve had a horrible week and I can’t wait for it to end! Blah!

On the plus side, I’ve hear the most ridiculous but hilarious things within the past 2 days. Well, at least they are funny to me….Shut up.

SO! The first thing that I heard was on the radio while I was driving to work. It was on 102.1 The Edge. I can’t remember the conversation, but I think it was on the Dean Blundell Show. Anyway’s, the conversation was about scooters and motorcycles and why men ride them. Dean went off to say;

“Scooters are for men that like to feel the wind in their vaginas”

I’m sorry, I died laughing… But then again. I’m easily amused. =/

Shortly after there was conversation as too why men sometimes cannot get an erection during foreplay. Women usually blame it on the guy being nervous. There was an intern there at the time who I assumed told them a similar story. Of course Dean started ripping on her, saying things like; “MAYBE you grossed him out!”, “Is your junk mangled?” AHAHA ! HA !…Sorry.. So then he proceeds to listing reasons as too WHY. The line that killed me was;

“It looks like you’ve got a small tree in a leg-lock”

BAHAHAH!!! …. Ahem!

Oh how I love his show! I’m a music person and for one, cannot stand talking or commercials. But! His show KILLS me. Literally. I almost got into a car accident from laughing so hard….

Last but not least was the conversation I had with my boyfriend on the phone last night. Recently I had updated his music library with over 3,000 songs. Yah, I know. He is musically retarded sadly, so I had to help him. With over 3,000 song, I didn’t bother going through it obviously. Ain’t nobody got time for dat. 🙂 So he basically got a whole bunch of crap he’s not into. Like Sheryl Crow, and Leann Rimes. He didn’t have the time to go through all that music either before he left so, he dragged and dropped EVERYTHING to his Iphone.

So last night, I guess he had been listening to music, and to make a long story short, decided to comment on it. His line to me was;

“You have more Enrique Iglesias songs then a sad Spanish girl”

You see! Funny! No? …Pfft, Fine! I’ll just keep laughing by myself… like a sick lonely crazy person. *Cries*

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*COUGH*

One Question

How the HELL does this sound like a Tsunami? Why is it called Tsunami? This doesn’t sound anything like a natural mass destruction at all! This sounds like a really bad acid trip. Not that I don’t like the song. It’s just a question.

I just realized that I’ve asked two questions.

This songs by DVBBS & Borgeous. *Fits Pump!*

Shoot me.

I Can Catch!

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Yah! A fucking cold! *cough cough* I’m leaking from every orifice of my FACE! Attractive right? Fucking NO!

I sound like a retarded Seal when I try and talk. Apparently my new nickname is Snuffles. It sounds like a puppet from Mr. Dressup! Ugh! I almost always piss myself when I sneeze! I feel like a 80 year old woman with a bladder problem!

I’m desperately trying not to go to the doctor because I don’t want to violate my body with medicine. So instead, I decided to torture myself a different way. You know what’s worse then drinking Apple cider vinegar in your water? Up chucking the apple cider vinegar water all over yourself and the kitchen table because it tastes like dirty asshole! Don’t ask me how I know what that tastes like! Cause I don’t! I can only assume it would be very very BAD!

I also decided to poison myself with oregano oil in my water. It’s fucking putrid! Like, I would rather drink rat piss! Just thinking of it makes me vomit in my mouth. Fuck.

Wanna know what’s more flattering? Walking around with tissue stuffed in one nose hole so I can breath! Yah! If that’s not hot i don’t know what is.

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Kill me …

Reality Check

Listen bitch, your going to the Dominicans in October so stop inhaling Philly’s chocolate cream-cheese spread like it’s air! Your lazy ass still works in that place you wish would spontaneously combust. Fix it! You most likely just gained 4.5 pounds in the last hour because you decided to scarfed down that remaining half of cherry pie, fucking lard ass. So don’t even consider trying to fit in that 2 piece bathing-suit you ordered online from Victoria Secret. Victoria’s got a secret, let me tell you, your prosciutto legs aren’t fitting in that bikini bottom -.- , AND! Nobody reads what you write cause they don’t give a fuck! *cries* The truth is, you are most likely going to eat some chocolate covered almonds like the true hossalofalous you are, go look at yourself in the mirror, get depressed, and then take a shower while you cry,aggressively brushing through your tangled rats nest you call hair and spraying conditioner everywhere in the shower. Like fucking Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. This is what you usually do. You tend to believe showering will wash away all your problems. Well guess what! It WON’T !

This is me giving me a dose of reality since I’ve been living in LALA Land lately. I don’t even know where I sleep any more. My room looks like a pig STY! Bed? What bed? I can’t even call ‘it’ a bed! I’m not a messy person at all! This is how I know something’s wrong! Come on Jenn! Get your act together! You are starting to look and smell like a cave woman! Speaking of smell…..what the fuck is that? Oh, It’s my dog. I haven’t gotten around to bathing that hairy mutt all summer. I’ve basically relied on the rain to do that for me which, surprisingly made it worse?

I’m a barbarian! Hopeless. GAH

What Are You Currently…

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It’s almost 1:00 AM and I’m bored as usual! So, I decided to dedicate a blog post to “What are you currently doing?”

It’s a Thursday night and I have the day off tomorrow! Woohoo! SO I decided to catch up on my video gaming. Currently playing Uncharted 3- Drake’s Deception and listening to a saved “State of Trance” Podcast from Armin van Buuren.

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Drinking nothing but water and rocking these sick-ass 12 year old cloud pyjama pants and a green long sleeved shirt. Also sporting that stupid duck-face that all the girls do now a days! 🙂

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Pretty much sums up what I got going on tonight. *cries* I’m a lonely duckie!

MERRRR