Howdy Hoe! See what I did there? See it? SEE IT? Ah fuck it. So it’s almost been 2 days since I’ve written anything productive here. Uh oh, your outta luck again! Time for more shit! *evil laugh* Ahem.
Now, I’m sure you all have heard of the game 2 truths 1 lie. Well here’s the thing, I’m ass backwards so I’ll do this shit MY way! Also, I’m too retarded to remember anything about myself to come up with 2 truths. YaY for being completely SPECIAL! 😀
So just being completely up front about this, I want this to be an interactive post where you lovely people take a guess at what the truth is! Obviously you don’t fucking know me, HEH, I barely know myself! But it would be funny and entertaining reading what you come up with, IF you even bother to participate *cries*
So without further ado; lets play *dramatic music* 2 LIES 1 TRUTH!
1) I was a stripper at the ages of 15-17 to make an income so I would be able to go to College.
2) I bought my Playstation 1 with saved up tooth-fairy money.
3) I own a gun.
What the fuck right? Now, I am not easily offended AT all so answer honestly! O-KAY? You can reply with anything. It is in your hands now.
Why do I feel like I just dug a giant hole for myself?….*sigh* I’m hopeless. BOOM!