If I Were A Zombie

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Photo Credit: My Uncle and his Iphone

I’d be smoking hot! Like come on! Look at that face! Yes folks, that picture of pure sexiness, is me 🙂 As you can see it was taken with an app from the TV series “The Walking Dead”

I have NEVER watched that show, nor do I ever want too. But I must admit, an app that can zombify your face is pretty awesome!

Thoughts? I know I would tap that. Look at those LARGE bulging baby blue eyes. Rawr!

Thanks Dead Yourself app! You made me look officially 100x hotter!

The Last Of US vs. World War Z

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All I’m going to say to start this off with is WTF!

I don’t care nor believe in the idea of “Zombies”. It is way too overrated if you ask me. AHEM, *The Walking Dead/Plants vs Zombies* You can kill and eat my brain for all I care. You aren’t going to get much of a meal out of that. But sure, go ahead. These two though, are on whole other level of fucked up shit. I can’t help but swear like a sailor when I talk about these too forms of entertainment. It’s simple. Science, scares me. There are real studies and facts on this shit folks! Fear for your lives!

I love The Last of Us, I really do. I played the freaking game 2 times. But. I’m not going to sit here and lie to you that it didn’t scare the shit out of me. I would Google this shit for days! IS IT REAL? IS IT REAL?! CAN THIS HAPPEN?! Cordyceps?! Like 30 different strains! Come on! It’s a real Fungal disease that attacks the brain! Sure, it’s only been found in insects, mainly ants. SO!? All this makes me want to do is step on ants to prevent infection from spreading! Which means now, I’m a paranoid murderer! *cries* How many times did I get so caught up in the game that my brain would trick me into thinking I heard fucking Clickers in my own house at night! I had nightmares daily for a week!

To be honest, I didn’t know that there was a movie called World War Z until last week on Saturday. Now before you are all like “uhh, do you live under a rock?” Actually, yes, yes I do. Anyway’s, my Uncle popped in the Blue-ray he had just picked up and made us all watch it. I personally liked the movie, even though everyone else I talk to thinks it’s a hot steaming pile of cow shit. It’s not your typical Zombie movie which makes it interesting. 12 seconds to convert? Only infecting a “healthy” living host. It takes a very creepy spin from regular stupid zombies. Makes you believe that a pandemic outburst like this could happen. Fuck You! It got my attention. So much so that I decided to watch it twice too! Lets not forget talking about it with almost anyone I encounter and royally pissing them off. HAPPY FACE 😀

Making scenarios and comments like – I now fear taking the subway because what IF! or IF something like this were to EVER happen, you got guns right? I can hide out at your place correct?

The real problem here is….I’m not ready for a apocalyptic takeover of ANYTHING! Not even Bunnies! *cries* Errr…

BRAINS!